The 10 Steps to Anger Addiction
In honor of Iansanity, who always manages a frown even in the most calm working environment.
The 10 Steps of Porn Anger Addiction:
1. You find yourself using a great deal of porn anger.
2. You often turn to porn anger rather than turn to other things that are not porn anger.
3. You call in sick to work because you because you are looking at porn angry.
4. You enjoy looking at porn getting angry while at work.
5. You apply for and take a job where getting porn angry is required.
6. You hide your porn anger from your friends and family.
7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn anger from your friends and family.
8. You find yourself getting porn angry at a funeral.
9. You get porn angry at the funeral of a man you killed for his porn anger.
10. You have paid money for porn that makes you angry.
via Cracked
I think we all know Ian’s tendencies lean in this direction, and it’s only a matter of time before we all stage an intervention.
